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opaww 05-29-2010 07:42 PM

Why is it that a single woman is thinner then a married woman?
 
Because a single woman will come home open the fridge look inside, then close the door and go to bed.

The married woman will come home look at what is in the bed then go to the fridge.

CA357 05-29-2010 08:59 PM

Hmm. There just might be something to that. ;)

Glasshartt 05-30-2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opaww (Post 292219)
Because a single woman will come home open the fridge look inside, then close the door and go to bed.

The married woman will come home look at what is in the bed then go to the fridge.

Quoted for truth. :D

Bigcountry02 05-31-2010 10:24 AM

Good thought! I will leave it at that!

GoBlue 05-31-2010 10:16 PM

I told my wife this joke. Even she thought it was funny!


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