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 10-06-2009, 01:49 PM | #1 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,754 |  Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers
resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' '
Yes '
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered,
' No '
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman .'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.... Again, whispering, the child answered,
' The search team just landed a helicopter '
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....
' ME' | 
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| 10-06-2009, 01:55 PM | #2 | Drunk ninja Join Date: May 2009 Location: The woods, Arkansas Posts: 3,421 |
Sounds like my son. I swear I'm paying for every bad thing that I've ever done. | |
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| 10-06-2009, 02:39 PM | #3 | Sic Semper Tyrannis Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: , The Mother Lode Posts: 18,437 |
I can just see it.  __________________
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| 10-06-2009, 02:46 PM | #4 | I'm always 10-8 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: 150 miles NE of Sloppy Joe's Bar, in the "GunShine" State Posts: 19,180 |
Every time my three boys got caught they would ask how I knew?
I would say, "Done that, been there, got the t-shirt."
God I don't want to know what I didn't find out about!!  __________________ .
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| 10-06-2009, 03:02 PM | #5 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,754 |
Quote:
Originally Posted by canebrake
Every time my three boys got caught they would ask how I knew?
I would say, "Done that, been there, got the t-shirt."
God I don't want to know what I didn't find out about!! |
Three Boys!!!
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| 10-06-2009, 04:18 PM | #6 | Deader Bears=Better Bears Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: BFE, Mississippi Posts: 10,060 |
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Originally Posted by suprdave
I swear I'm paying for every bad thing that I've ever done.
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The major reason i never wanted to have kids! __________________
Dead Bears, the only good kind.
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| 10-06-2009, 04:56 PM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stafford, Virginia, The state of insanity. Posts: 14,049 |
I am too and GOOD LORD I was the good kid. | |
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| 10-06-2009, 05:32 PM | #8 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
My old man used to say "I hope you grow up and have 10 just like you' whenever he got over being really upset with me.
Probably why I am not planning on having any kids... LOL __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 10-06-2009, 05:35 PM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stafford, Virginia, The state of insanity. Posts: 14,049 |
Hey JD Kate Goslin is free and clear. You should hook up with her. I bet she is nice and easy.......... LOL
I can see it now. Kate who is this. This is my new man we will call him JD because he is a sissy and doesn't want to be on TV. (Fuzzy Blobs moves and says something in that robotic voice changer they use) | |
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| 10-06-2009, 05:56 PM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 400 |
When my daughters were about 8 and 10 there was a fire at the town house complex I lived at. My kids told me some of the boys in the area started the fire. I didn’t think any thing about it. The cops would have told me if my kids did it. About 22 years later I was told that my youngest daughter started the fire. __________________ Death By Gun Control The Mother of All Stats
In the 20th Century, at least 170,000,000 people were murdered by their own governments -- more killed than by crime – more than killed by war.
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