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Jo da Plumbr 10-06-2009 01:49 PM

Why Parents Drink
 
Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers
resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper
.

' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered
, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' '

Yes '

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered
,

' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman .'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.


'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.... Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....


' ME'

suprdave 10-06-2009 01:55 PM

Sounds like my son. I swear I'm paying for every bad thing that I've ever done.

CA357 10-06-2009 02:39 PM

I can just see it. :rolleyes:

canebrake 10-06-2009 02:46 PM

Every time my three boys got caught they would ask how I knew?

I would say, "Done that, been there, got the t-shirt."

God I don't want to know what I didn't find out about!! http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...ons/cowboy.gif

Jo da Plumbr 10-06-2009 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canebrake (Post 170727)
Every time my three boys got caught they would ask how I knew?

I would say, "Done that, been there, got the t-shirt."

God I don't want to know what I didn't find out about!! http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...ons/cowboy.gif

Three Boys!!!


You really are a veteran

orangello 10-06-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suprdave (Post 170720)
I swear I'm paying for every bad thing that I've ever done.

The major reason i never wanted to have kids!

cpttango30 10-06-2009 04:56 PM

I am too and GOOD LORD I was the good kid.

Dillinger 10-06-2009 05:32 PM

My old man used to say "I hope you grow up and have 10 just like you' whenever he got over being really upset with me.

Probably why I am not planning on having any kids... LOL

cpttango30 10-06-2009 05:35 PM

Hey JD Kate Goslin is free and clear. You should hook up with her. I bet she is nice and easy.......... LOL

I can see it now. Kate who is this. This is my new man we will call him JD because he is a sissy and doesn't want to be on TV. (Fuzzy Blobs moves and says something in that robotic voice changer they use)

Last Crow 10-06-2009 05:56 PM

When my daughters were about 8 and 10 there was a fire at the town house complex I lived at. My kids told me some of the boys in the area started the fire. I didnít think any thing about it. The cops would have told me if my kids did it. About 22 years later I was told that my youngest daughter started the fire.


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