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Old 10-27-2010, 10:37 AM   #1
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



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Old 10-27-2010, 02:06 PM   #2
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So, so wrong.....



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So, so wrong.....
But it made me smile!
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Post of the week!!!!!!!

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Very good indeed!

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Laughing my butt off. You had me going to start with the lead up.

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LMAO! Hilarious!

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Very good. Skip the laugh. Obama/Zuma/Mugabe and political correctness is in.

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Some real truth there. Thanks for the morning chuckle.



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