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Old 04-25-2011, 09:29 AM   #1
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Why Harry Potter should have carried an M1911 : guns

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And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:09 AM   #2
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I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
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Haha, that was pretty good.

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Thats awesome, I'm going to have to send that one out to a few people.
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That was post of the year right there. That was effing brilliant.

I needed that one today. Thanks Yunus!

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Nice and in my head I can see some pretty good photoshopped pics of Harry and the gang sporting some full steel sidearms
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My wife picked up the latest HP movie a few days ago and the same thought entered my head. A .45 would *really* have helped in some situations.
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Those kids were already packing some serious heat with those wands! Never need reloading, either. I would think Harry would've been more comfortable with a Browning Hi power.
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I was just about to make this thread but saw you had beaten me to it Either way, I laughed my a$$ off!
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