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Yunus 04-25-2011 09:29 AM

Why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911
Why Harry Potter should have carried an M1911 : guns

just part of it

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

AcidFlashGordon 04-25-2011 11:09 AM


I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
Excellent. :D

gregs887 04-25-2011 04:19 PM

Haha, that was pretty good.

MGH 04-25-2011 08:48 PM

Thats awesome, I'm going to have to send that one out to a few people.

Dillinger 04-25-2011 09:08 PM


That was post of the year right there. That was effing brilliant. :D

I needed that one today. Thanks Yunus!


dog2000tj 04-25-2011 10:26 PM

Nice and in my head I can see some pretty good photoshopped pics of Harry and the gang sporting some full steel sidearms :D

bkt 04-25-2011 11:03 PM

My wife picked up the latest HP movie a few days ago and the same thought entered my head. A .45 would *really* have helped in some situations.

armoredman 04-26-2011 01:28 AM

Those kids were already packing some serious heat with those wands! Never need reloading, either. I would think Harry would've been more comfortable with a Browning Hi power. :)

TheSadPanda 04-28-2011 05:53 PM

I was just about to make this thread but saw you had beaten me to it :( Either way, I laughed my a$$ off!

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