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DCJS Instructor 02-16-2008 04:35 AM

Why a Handgun is better than a woman
 
Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
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1.You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2.You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

3.You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4.If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

5.Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6.Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7.A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

8.Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9.A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10.A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

11.You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.


Tom Perroni

GlenJohnson 02-16-2008 09:35 PM

That is just to good. :D

Tom the roofer 02-17-2008 01:01 AM

BWAAAHAAAA #1. is the best. :cool:

gregs887 02-19-2008 05:25 AM

Haha! 1 and 6 are great.

fapprez 03-07-2008 02:17 PM

I liked #1 and #8. Priceless!

fluffo63 03-08-2008 12:03 AM

great stuff...LOL
 
..P.S..No not PMS,,,i loved them all..LOL..:D :D
NO offence (GALS) of the forum,,:p

Chance_P 03-08-2008 06:16 PM

lol number 1 is definately the funniest

h&k bigdaddydieseldan 05-08-2008 09:50 PM

Those are some funny reasons ha ha ha ha ha :p :p :p :p

Tackleberry 05-24-2009 04:48 PM

I like #10 the best!:p

gregs887 05-24-2009 05:04 PM

Is this resurrect a dead thread day? :confused:


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