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Old 08-27-2010, 05:30 PM   #1
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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad,
why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise father replied,

"Because they taste better without the sh!t inside!"
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I will steal this joke someday also...
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Makes sense, kinda like dunking the crawdads before their hot bath.
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In fact, I just told it to my son. He called me a few minutes ago and I had to share...
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Winner winner chicken dinner! Nice, Dave.
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Love it! Thanks for sharing!
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