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Old 09-10-2009, 05:22 AM   #1
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Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'



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That's a good one and I havn't heard it before. But don't tell it to the lady of the house or your favorite appliance will not work anymore.........other than that.....LOL

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