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Old 11-27-2011, 04:10 AM   #11
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Have a small knife that the hilt is deer antler. From the buck that ran into the driver's side door of my car. Window was down, thought he was coming in the car with me.

Pulled over, opened door to see him get up and stagger off. When I went to get back in, found a good sized bit of one his antlers lying on my dashboard.

My knife is from "The one that got away".
A deer antler instead of a "hog's tooth", Eh, C3?


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because girls are not to bright when it comes to the road



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My dad worked in a Body-shop and they had a car that hit a horse,you talk about damage to a car...And they had one hit by a bull,but I didn't see that one...It killed the guy driving.....

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I believe Darwin’s ‘Theory of Evolution’ is false because we’ve had car & deer accidents for a long time now and if natural selection was true, all the dim deer should have been ‘selected out’ by now.

It’s either that, or the Auto Body Shop Cartel are secretly raising strains of stupid deer and releasing them in the wild to procreate and provide a nice cushion for their business.

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I believe Darwin’s ‘Theory of Evolution’ is false because we’ve had car & deer accidents for a long time now and if natural selection was true, all the dim deer should have been ‘selected out’ by now.

It’s either that, or the Auto Body Shop Cartel are secretly raising strains of stupid deer and releasing them in the wild to procreate and provide a nice cushion for their business.
Lets occupy something against the body shop cartels.
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Actually, the deer strikes are caused by people that put deer whistles on cars. Not stopping to read the directions, most are installed BACKWARDS, causing the deer to run TO you.


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Actually, the deer strikes are caused by people that put deer whistles on cars. Not stopping to read the directions, most are installed BACKWARDS, causing the deer to run TO you.

Man, some if the stuff you come up with... Did Thomas Jefferson tell you that?


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