Who's pierced?

**skullcrusher** · 06-29-2009, 01:10 AM

Sparked by Matt's 'Who knows rocks?' thread, I'm asking who has been pierced for jewlery display? We have that tattoed thread, here's the pierced thread.

I had my left earlobe pierced at 18. A woman talked me into it

, but she did eventually become ex-wifey.

I stopped wearing an earring just a few short years later. Surprizingly, nearly 20 years later, the hole is still there.

Give it up. I'll bet Tango pierced his own doo-hicky.

**Ubergopher** · 06-29-2009, 01:28 AM

No piercings, I'm a heterosexual male.

**skullcrusher** · 06-29-2009, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergopher

No piercings, I'm a heterosexual male.

Very funny, d!ck!

fapprez · 06-29-2009, 01:35 AM

At 18, my brother talked me into piercing my left ear twice and my right ear once. That lasted about 1 month before I dropped it down to one in the left. About 6 months later I had a dream that I repierced my left ear. When I woke up, there was two holes where there had once been one. I wore a second for a while but the eventually dropped it back down to one. I have a 10 guage captive bead in there now.

SGT-MILLER · 06-29-2009, 02:31 AM

No piercings here.

Male piercings = Utter uber gheyness...........

No offense, skull.

**skullcrusher** · 06-29-2009, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT-MILLER

No piercings here.

Male piercings = Utter uber gheyness...........

No offense, skull.

I almost shot beer out of my nose.

That just might set the bar for funniest comment for the week.

SGT-MILLER · 06-29-2009, 02:40 AM

Glad I brightened your day.

**cpttango30** · 06-29-2009, 02:42 AM

I am not not but, (You knew that was coming didn't you) At one time I was.

IT was a long time ago in a land called Texas. Where a topless bar can sell beer but a full nude bar can not. The bar was outside Waco Tx. BYOB was the name of the game. Chubby or crack whore like women was the nude game. The bar was gross when sober but ok when you were drunk. The urinal was an old bath tub that didn't drain just (I am not kidding) pumped out with a small gas powered water pump. We were 3/4 of way drunk off our butts when we got there. Well known as the crazy funny drunk of the bunch The best looking ladies were walking around giving away FREE body jewelery with a free piercing. I said oh what the heck I am drunk who cares it won't hurt that bad. Well The next morning I wake up and my left nipple is just killing me. I look down and Think oh crap where did I get that. As the day goes on and my brain becomes a little less fuzzy I started remembering what happened. Well a few days roll by not paying to much attition to it and it really starts to hurt. I look down and HOLY CRAP my nipple is twice it's normal size Red and feeling like some one is holding a blow torch on it. So I look at it better and see a cyst on the side that looks like a big zit. I pop it and drop to my knees as it shoot a pain into my body that I would compair to getting kicked in the nuts. After picking myself up and squeezing some more puss and blood out of it I get in the shower and get the neosporen out and slather it on and keep it up for a few days. Now I have taken care of that it is going good and the lady friends are diggin my nipple ring. As time goes by it has been about 8 months and No big deal with the nipple ring as no one can see it unless I have my shirt off which is a good thing seeign as Army Regs say men can't have them. Well i had almost forgotten I had the darn thing until that trip to Fort Irwin Ca (NTC). Well the military doesn't think you need any privacy while you doing #2 or showering unless you are female. Well Here I am standing in the shower soaped up head to toe and here comes the Brigade SMG the highest enlisted man in the Brigade. He hops in the shower right next to who yes me. It takes him a whoping .00345 seconds to see the one thing not regulation on my body my nipple ring. SOB here I am butt nekkid getting screamed at by a nekkid SGM with everyone in the darn shower area looking at me. He made me take it out right there and throw it away. After that I never put one back so all I have to remeber the good times is a freeky lookin niple.

SO there it is. I Dare anyone to top that story behind my nipple ring.

SGT-MILLER · 06-29-2009, 02:50 AM

Ok so you put down all of those freakin words to tell us one thing that could be explained in a simple sentence.................

Why yes, Skull, I was ghey once. Thank you for asking.

noob

P.S. Sounds like the SGM was a little jealous to me.

**skullcrusher** · 06-29-2009, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by skullcrusher

Give it up. I'll bet Tango pierced his own doo-hicky.

Ok, Tango, I was close. Still a very funny story, I laughed out loud, you crazy mutha...

06-29-2009, 01:10 AM	#1
skullcrusher Burn... Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Vincent Rifle Territory, Ohio, the Heart of it All Posts: 8,771	Who's pierced? Sparked by Matt's 'Who knows rocks?' thread, I'm asking who has been pierced for jewlery display? We have that tattoed thread, here's the pierced thread. I had my left earlobe pierced at 18. A woman talked me into it, but she did eventually become ex-wifey. I stopped wearing an earring just a few short years later. Surprizingly, nearly 20 years later, the hole is still there. Give it up. I'll bet Tango pierced his own doo-hicky. __________________ While we may not agree with all of his policies, we now know that we have a friend in the White House-Sam Webb: Head of the Communitst Party of America Quoted from C3Shooter: [... and consider changing your screen name to Ruger Girl Shooting No-Good Teen Aged Punk Who Hangs Around My Daughter.]

06-29-2009, 01:35 AM	#4
fapprez Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 444	At 18, my brother talked me into piercing my left ear twice and my right ear once. That lasted about 1 month before I dropped it down to one in the left. About 6 months later I had a dream that I repierced my left ear. When I woke up, there was two holes where there had once been one. I wore a second for a while but the eventually dropped it back down to one. I have a 10 guage captive bead in there now. __________________ Finally escaped the evil clutches of the zombie herd and have returned from the dead.

06-29-2009, 02:31 AM	#5
SGT-MILLER Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,326 Blog Entries: 1	No piercings here. Male piercings = Utter uber gheyness........... No offense, skull. __________________ "TRAIN WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WITH WHAT YOU WISH YOU HAVE."

06-29-2009, 02:40 AM	#7
SGT-MILLER Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,326 Blog Entries: 1	Glad I brightened your day. __________________ "TRAIN WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WITH WHAT YOU WISH YOU HAVE."

06-29-2009, 02:50 AM	#9
SGT-MILLER Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,326 Blog Entries: 1	Ok so you put down all of those freakin words to tell us one thing that could be explained in a simple sentence................. Why yes, Skull, I was ghey once. Thank you for asking. noob P.S. Sounds like the SGM was a little jealous to me. __________________ "TRAIN WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WITH WHAT YOU WISH YOU HAVE."

06-29-2009, 01:28 AM	#2
Ubergopher Now with more awesome Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 837	No piercings, I'm a heterosexual male. __________________ The real moral of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" isn't don't lie, it's don't tell the same lie twice.

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