I think that if Flo were occupied with the right activities, she wouldn't do much talking at all. Anyway, she has a sense of humor, the e-surance gal, not so much.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams