[eldarbeast]

An Aggie and his best friend are out hunting for pheasants. The Aggie trips and accidently shoots his friend.

The Aggie picks up his friend and carries him back to the truck. A 40 minute drive later they arrive at the hospital where is friend is rushed into the ER operating room.

A few minutes later the surgeon comes out and tells the Aggie that the wound was easily survivable, but then asks, "Why'd you field dress him...?

eldar

[eldarbeast]

An Aggie notices that the Frech guys always seems to have a girl for Friday night dates.

He askes the Frenchie how does he manage it. The Frenchman replies, "Wear a potatoe in your pants!"

The following Saturday, the Aggie confronts the Frenchman and says, "You lied! The girls are repulsed instead of being drawn to me!"

The Frenchman steps back, glances downward and exclaims, "Mon diu! You wear the potatoe in the Front!"

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[eldarbeast]

The new college student approaches his dad and exclaims, "Well, I had sex for the first time!"

The father walks to the refridgerator, pulls out two beers, tosses one to his son, pops the top on the other and asks, "Well, how was it?

The son replies, "Okay I guess... Tell me pop, does it always makes your butt hurt that much...?"

Beer spews all over the hapless son!

eldar

[eldarbeast]

An Aggie was out hunting for game and walked up on a Blonde sunbathing sans clothing.

He looks down at her and asks, "Are you game?"

She smiles up at him and says, "Sure!

So he shot her!

eldar

[eldarbeast]

An Aggie finally picks up on the myriad of signs that his spouse may be cheating on him, so he buys a revolver and places it in the bottom of his sock drawer.

The next day he gets ready for work, eats breakfast, kisses his wife and leaves for work just as he always does,

except this time, he drives around to the backside of the block and waits for an hour or two to pass.

The Aggie sneaks into the house and hears noises coming from his bedroom. He strides into the room catching the two paramours locked in an embrace! "Ah, HA!" he shouts, then stalks over to the drawer where he retrieves his gun and spins toward the couple.

The couple starts to yell and shout! The Aggie thrusts the pistol into his ear and starts to take up the slack. His wife suddenly starts laughing!

"What are You laughing for?" he yells, "You're next!"

*Shakes head sadly...*

eldar

[dango]

How many Pollocks does it take to change a lite bulb ?........I have no idea , I'm Polish.....?

[hoovco]

I'm living down about an hour from New Orleans and I told a pollock joke. Evidently pollock jokes aren't a thing here, because everyone looked at me like I was an idiot and asked what a pollock was.

[eldarbeast]

Originally Posted by hoovco

I'm living down about an hour from New Orleans and I told a pollock joke. Evidently pollock jokes aren't a thing here, because everyone looked at me like I was an idiot and asked what a pollock was.

You just have to speak m-o-r-e s-l-o-w-l-y when you tell a pollack joke...

eldar

[Squawk]

My brand of humor.