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Old 01-22-2013, 01:05 AM   #31
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Ya mention LOTS of free women and most Marines are randy enough to jump on that chance
LOL!

Small world, ain't it...?

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Old 01-22-2013, 01:07 AM   #32
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LOL!

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Yep......what I just said goes for most men but add that EGA into the factor and single women have no chance

Thays a bona fide proven fact too
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So...

How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of your tree...?

Wave to him.

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Old 01-22-2013, 01:22 AM   #34
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How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of your tree...?

Wave to him.

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You can also throw him a playboy mag too
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One morning, an elderly woman looked out her bedroom window and saw a large hairy beast climbing her persimmon tree. Putting on her robe she ran out the back door and looked into the tree only to find a gorilla peering down at her.

She quickly ran into the house and called the animal control office to report the situation. About 20 minutes later animal control arrived. The officer took out a large pit bull and chained it to the base of the tree, then approached the woman bearing a double barreled 12 bore and a long snare stick.

The woman asked , "What is going on?" The officer replied as he handed the shotgun to the woman, "That dog is specially trained to hold the gorilla by his privates. I am going to climb the tree and use this snare stik to prod the gorilla higher up into the tree. When he finally falls the dog will do as he is trained."

The woman gestures with the shotgun, "What's this for?" The officer replies, "If I fall out of the tree, shoot the dog!"

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One morning, an elderly woman looked out her bedroom window and saw a large hairy beast climbing her persimmon tree. Putting on her robe she ran out the back door and looked into the tree only to find a gorilla peering down at her.

She quickly ran into the house and called the animal control office to report the situation. About 20 minutes later animal control arrived. The officer took out a large pit bull and chained it to the base of the tree, then approached the woman bearing a double barreled 12 bore and a long snare stick.

The woman asked , "What is going on?" The officer replied as he handed the shotgun to the woman, "That dog is specially trained to hold the gorilla by his privates. I am going to climb the tree and use this snare stik to prod the gorilla higher up into the tree. When he finally falls the dog will do as he is trained."

The woman gestures with the shotgun, "What's this for?" The officer replies, "If I fall out of the tree, shoot the dog!"

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Holy crap I haven't laughed like that in awhile.
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Its called a cover not "hat" you dirty piece of crap recruit......god how many tines have I heard that one

You are right though
"Hat" was for the benefit of the civilians ... I forgot that jarheads were incapable of memorizing more than one name for an object.

I will also refrain from the colloquial name for the "fore & aft" cap.

Run along and "get motivated" or something ... geez y'all are so touchy about the most trivial stuff.
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Don't make me bust out my ink stick and write some scuttlebutt about you on the head's bulk head....

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A man walks into the bar with a gun and says " which one of you f#%£ers had sex with my wife" and another man shouts " you don't have enough bullets"

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Don't make me bust out my ink stick and write some scuttlebutt about you on the head's bulk head....
Quoted for truth......and having said it!!!!
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