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Old 01-21-2013, 03:41 AM   #11
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Q: What do you call a 1 eye deer?
A: I have no idear...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!

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Q: What do you call a 1 eye deer?
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What do you call a deer with no no eyes and no legs?


still no-eye deer.
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What do you call 3 Marines fighting 3 army grunts?
A damn good party

What do you call 3 Marines fighting 3 navy men?
Settling department differences

What do you call 3 Marines fighting a squad of Airmen?
A slow night

What do you call 3 Marines fighting a platoon of Cost Gaurd?
A damn good joke

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What do you call 3 Marines fighting the system?

Don't ask don't tell.

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What do you call three marines fighting the system?

Don't ask don't tell.
Sadly very true.......then again that seems to be my new calling card on here. I'm not like the three your talking about though-i just don't like our gubment system
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Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”

“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was super hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”

“Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You b**** you ruined my life!”

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It's official!

The Marines are switching to using Powdered Soap in the showers ~

It takes longer to pick up when dropped...

Go Navy!

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PS what does 'Marine' stand for?

Muh Arse Really Is Navy Equipment!

OooRah!

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It's official!

The Marines are switching to using Powdered Soap in the showers ~

It takes longer to pick up when dropped...

Go Navy!

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PS what does 'Marine' stand for?

Muh Arse Really Is Navy Equipment!

OooRah!
Unless you are Marine NO ONE should say OOOOOOOOH RAH. The Navy woulda been dead in the water A LONG time ago if it wasn't for the Marines repelling boarders......maybe its true-Navymen really are French transplants
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Unless you are Marine NO ONE should say OOOOOOOOH RAH. The Navy woulda been dead in the water A LONG time ago if it wasn't for the Marines repelling boarders......maybe its true-Navymen really are French transplants
Bite me!

There were sailors shouting Ooo Rah Long before there were Marines.
And for the same reason ~ repelling boarders!

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Cop pulls over an old lady for speeding. As he approaches her window she hands him her license, registration, and concealed carry permit.

The officer turns to her and asks, are you carrying now? She responds yes. I carry my 1911 in my purse. My 357 is in the glove box and I have a 500 win mag in the center console.

Bewildered, the officer turns to her and says "what the hell are you afraid of?"

Without skipping a beat she replies, "Not a God Damn Thing!"

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