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Old 08-27-2009, 01:02 AM   #1
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I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy....... I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country..

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities".
My true views were not widely known & I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.



And the world learned the truth.



*Who am I?







ADOLF HITLER
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
Scary isn't it?

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Old 08-27-2009, 01:05 AM   #2
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You got me!
Scary..very.

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Old 08-27-2009, 01:08 AM   #3
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I've seen that one. It is a good one.

Here's another easy one:

I live in the eastern time zone.

I am very opinionated and I'm not afraid to tell someone how I feel.

I love my wife, kids and my pets.

I love guns and killing animals I don't eat.

I love muscle cars and driving fast.

I have a piss soaked rope.

Ponch is my hero.

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Tango?

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Old 08-27-2009, 01:11 AM   #5
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This one may be tough, but its worth a shot.

I abandoned my state.
I'm a total biotch.
I tried to be VP, but failed because I didnt lie good enough
You could consider me the Devils wife.
I prefer to degrade my opponets because Hilary Clinton is my idol.

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Ferraro? I dunno. Got any other hints?

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I abandoned my state so I can attempt to be President.

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You said 'devil's wife'.
Mentioned attempted VP, but a bad liar
Hillary is an idol

John Kerry?

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Oh Sarah Palin...Good try. John Kerry..you were close.

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