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 09-16-2009, 07:15 PM | #11 | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 7,158 |
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Originally Posted by Benning Boy
"Who's hotter, Ginger or Maryanne"
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No need for this one, Maryanne by a country mile... | 
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| 09-16-2009, 07:40 PM | #12 | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,258 |
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
Franciscomv finally got free from his oppressive dictators and opened the first post Zombie age "It Club" where well to do gangsters and badlanders can come, get their knives sharpened, have a top notch glass of hootch, learn the proper terms for all things clissical, refined and debonaire, not to mention spend some time and bottlecaps on the bevvy of beautiful lovelies that frequent the place.
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LOL Sounds like a sweet deal. Maybe I can open a post-apocalypse opera house. 
Let's give this a shot:
JD- Dancing on Gaston's grave and writing "JMB by ambar" graffitti on his plastic tombstone.
Stalkingbear- Running after deer with his shinny new bionic knee (complete with "The six million dollar man" sound effects and all).
Cane- Starting an NGO to bring Colts to God forsaken third world countries where we can't get American made 1911s. __________________
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Don Juan
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| 09-16-2009, 07:51 PM | #13 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
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Originally Posted by Franciscomv
Let's give this a shot:
JD- Dancing on Gaston's grave and writing "JMB by ambar" graffitti on his plastic tombstone.
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LMFAO!! Plastic Tombstone!! Muwhahahahahha hah!!
That's the post of the day right there!!  __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 09-16-2009, 08:56 PM | #14 | Dirty Old Man, Emiritus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Third bunker on the right, Central Virginia Posts: 7,292 |
Glock makes tombstones now ?
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| 09-16-2009, 09:06 PM | #15 | mmmmm...... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maiden, NC Posts: 9,542 |
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Originally Posted by c3shooter
Glock makes tombstones now ?
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If they don't, they should. Under that stone should be EVERY SINGLE GLOCK EVER MADE. __________________
If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...
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| 09-16-2009, 11:12 PM | #16 | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 134 |
It beats bein' a Wal Mart greeter,,,,,,,,,
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| 09-17-2009, 01:22 AM | #17 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stafford, Virginia, The state of insanity. Posts: 14,049 | 
Dillinger: Running the UFC after handing a hardcore azz whooping out Dana White. Made him tap in 1:32 sec of the first round with an army bar that was so nasty it ripped his elbow in two.
Bear: In his wheel chair because the knee replacement went foul in the new and improved Obamacare Don King Memorial Healin house and Acorn office. When they were told Knee replacement they thought it was severed spinal cord and they botched the surgery.
Samples: Host of a Hot NEW HBO series Samples Milk and Honey's.
Benning: Glued to the Computer writing his 75th Zombie movie names Zombie Devils from Talaxia.
NGIB: Head weapons cord on benning current movie Tango vs the T virus.
RL: Hosting the new hit radio show Tail of the board. Where he disscusses all the exploits of the Supporting Members of FTF.
Skull: Glued to the computer tryin to write a movie half as good a bennings Hit 10 oscar award winning Zombie Back Mt. It is about 2 lonly Zombies that know they love each other but can not let the hoard know because it is forbidden. So far all skull can come up with is Attack of the Zombie Pimps of Acorn Prime.
Tango: Host of the hit show on Showtime: What the F did You Say Douche Bag. Where contestant compete to spend 24 hours with Tango on a good day. They will be subjected to constant berating and harassment. Ending when you either eat a 1oz 12 ga slug or start crying. So far it is Tango 99 Douche Bags 0. Tango has 65 slug educed deaths and 34 effing cry babies.
Hogger: still wondering why he can't get a girl even though is like to wear his mothers skin and his body armor at the same time. "The mother puts the lotion on the skin"....
Goju: Is in 7 day a week 2 hour a day counseling because he can't own a 1911 because his mommie said it would hurt him. | |
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| 09-17-2009, 01:33 AM | #18 | Kewl effect Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
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Originally Posted by cpttango30
Dillinger: Running the UFC after handing a hardcore azz whooping out Dana White. Made him tap in 1:32 sec of the first round with an army bar that was so nasty it ripped his elbow in two.
Bear: In his wheel chair because the knee replacement went foul in the new and improved Obamacare Don King Memorial Healin house and Acorn office. When they were told Knee replacement they thought it was severed spinal cord and they botched the surgery.
Samples: Host of a Hot NEW HBO series Samples Milk and Honey's.
Benning: Glued to the Computer writing his 75th Zombie movie names Zombie Devils from Talaxia.
NGIB: Head weapons cord on benning current movie Tango vs the T virus.
RL: Hosting the new hit radio show Tail of the board. Where he disscusses all the exploits of the Supporting Members of FTF.
Skull: Glued to the computer tryin to write a movie half as good a bennings Hit 10 oscar award winning Zombie Back Mt. It is about 2 lonly Zombies that know they love each other but can not let the hoard know because it is forbidden. So far all skull can come up with is Attack of the Zombie Pimps of Acorn Prime.
Tango: Host of the hit show on Showtime: What the F did You Say Douche Bag. Where contestant compete to spend 24 hours with Tango on a good day. They will be subjected to constant berating and harassment. Ending when you either eat a 1oz 12 ga slug or start crying. So far it is Tango 99 Douche Bags 0. Tango has 65 slug educed deaths and 34 effing cry babies.
Hogger: still wondering why he can't get a girl even though is like to wear his mothers skin and his body armor at the same time. "The mother puts the lotion on the skin"....
Goju: Is in 7 day a week 2 hour a day counseling because he can't own a 1911 because his mommie said it would hurt him.
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That is some of your best work, Tango. __________________ From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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| 09-17-2009, 01:35 AM | #19 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Albany, New York Posts: 3,252 |
Fixed it for you Skull...
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Originally Posted by skullcrusher
RL357 - Founder of the first "hunting politicians" show in history
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Guns Have Only Two Enemies-Rust and Politicians
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If Guns Kill, Do Pencils Mis-spell Words?
Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body - USMC
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| 09-17-2009, 01:37 AM | #20 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
*laughing and clapping*'
Really nice work tango, some of your best yet....
JD __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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