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Old 05-04-2011, 09:06 AM   #1
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When Osama bin Laden died...

When Osama bin Laden died, he was
met at the Pearly Gates by George
Washington, who slapped him across the
face and yelled, "How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in
the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end
our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the
groin and said, "This is why I allowed our
government to provide for the common

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat
Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as
George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their
anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an
Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said,
"This is not what an angel promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would
be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said?"

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