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Jo da Plumbr 07-07-2010 06:27 PM

When God is too busy
When God is too busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States G.I. was attending some college

Courses between assignments. He had completed missions

In Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor

Who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. >
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real

Then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly

15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, 'Here I am

GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got

Out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

Knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there

Looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,

Noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What

In the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'

The s.soldier calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting

American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

Stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers!



willshoum 07-07-2010 06:38 PM

Busy signal!!
Praise the Lord an pass the ammo! To bad he didn't have his side arm!!!! God bless our Troops.:eek::)

jabbo 07-07-2010 08:52 PM

That right there was a great one.

gregs887 07-07-2010 11:51 PM

Well played my friend, well played.

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