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Vikingdad 01-09-2013 08:13 AM

When Elvis Was My Age....
 
He had been dead for 35 years!

RIP Elvis.

c3shooter 01-09-2013 12:01 PM

ELVIS IS NOT DEAD !!!




He's working at the WalMart in Knoxville.

Wiseman3 01-09-2013 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c3shooter
ELVIS IS NOT DEAD !!!

He's working at the WalMart in Knoxville.

I thought he became Asian and was marrying people in Vegas????

nitestalker 01-09-2013 01:43 PM

He is every where in Las Vegas. How could he have died 35 years ago?:confused:

c3shooter 01-09-2013 01:48 PM

little known fact- Elvis was cloned without his knowledge by a doctor. Doc recovered some of the King's DNA from one of those sweaty hankies tossed to the audience at a performance- IN LAS VEGAS!

That is why you see all the Elvises (Elvi?) in Vegas!!!

It must be true- I read it on the internet. They even had a photo of the handkerchief.




:p

nitestalker 01-09-2013 02:18 PM

I think you are correct on the DNA issue.. Elvis is no longer just a person. He is now a race which populates Las Vegas and Branson, Mo.:confused:

Vikingdad 01-09-2013 08:21 PM

I mean seriously, can there really be an money in impersonating Elvis? Or are all of those guys just flippin' idiots?

nitestalker 01-09-2013 08:28 PM

Are they really confused Martians trying to blend into American Society?:confused:

winds-of-change 01-09-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikingdad (Post 1086224)
He had been dead for 35 years!

RIP Elvis.

This doesn't make sense to me. Would you then be 77 years old? I think I'm missing something here. :confused:

25-5 01-09-2013 08:37 PM

Everyday more of his fan base is getting hit in the face with a shovel!


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