To my left, the last few months, would be a gorgeous, yet crazier than a **** house rat, Turkish woman. Did I also mention near the meanest thing I've ever run across with her, short temper and her goofy little Turkish fighting knives.
Pretty much stay on my side of the bed at night when she's sleeping for fear she might hurt me real bad if I startled her. Would feel sorry for intruder if this crazy evil woman got her hooks on him.
A good piece of glass is like a fine piece of ass. There is no known substitute known to man, and neither are cheap.