Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989
Oh, it gets better; it winds up like a music box, plays The Entertainer, and.... It moves.
Pretty creepy all in all. But a woman at work had one better... Christmas figure, body like red petals and a flesh painted face the middle of a flower that was just the most evil, creepy, thing I've ever seen. I named him "Mr. Poinsettia Man."
This foot-tall albino is locked in a dark closet annually for almost a year and fed manure and acid rain. Then he is let out a week before Christmas, turns beat red except for his permanently smiling pink face, and takes heinous revenge on those with the most holiday spirit. I actually copywrited the story. Spoiler alert!
Turns out he is the unnatural spawn of the evil Anne Geddes and, well, I'll stop there...