Don't know what Bud Light Platinum or Kingers are, and the green jeep is, well, special.
Milbrandt Vineyards 2009 Merlot I don't mind one bit. Good as homemade. Nice with a little summer sausage, cheese und crackers. Pretty in a crystal wine glass.
I am a whiskey man but was promised I could have a whole 750 ml bottle to myself, so... 13.5% alcohol -- damn near dessert wine level. I won't complain (and don't tell anyone there's some 15 year old Johnnie Walker Green within arms reach in case of extreme emergency).