Well, my little girl woke me up (I worked nights) and told me "okay Daddy, grab your keys and your gun and lets go look at Christmas lights for my birthday."
I was dead asleep. But I couldn't resist her charm. Kindof like I couldn't resist her Moms charm, which is how she came into the world to begin with. But I digress. I was dead dog, butt end of two weeks of night shift tired. So I pulled one of my organic energy drinks out of the fridge and turned it upside down.
I didn't stop to think about the fact that my stomach was completely empty......
Ho-Ly-CRAP! I have invented crack in a mason jar...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...it is ...ALIVE!!!"