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Old 05-04-2012, 04:48 PM   #11
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Funeral?
I wanna be one of those old guys who wander out in the wilderness and are never seen again...
That would be pretty awesome.

I'm giving my body to science. I'm sure there will still be a memorial service...but I could really care less what is said. Hopefully some nice things....but i'll be to dead to care.
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I hope there is so much smoke at mine that the fire department shows up.



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My eulogy will be short and sweet...exactly like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxvdvoQgAy8
There is always that one necrophiliac eyeballing the corpse.
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...Do unto others as you would have others do unto you...just do it first...
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Do unto others as they do unto you.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Do unto others just for the fun of doing it.
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did you see that stunt he pulled?!?! his last words..... hold my beer and watch this.

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I don't think I will give a damn what is said, or is left unsaid by anyone other than my family. The only people I ever have to impress is my wife and kids, so what they have to say will be what is important.

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