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Old 12-10-2015, 03:32 AM   #1
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Default What "offends" you? (humorous posts only please)

OK, here are the ground rules:
1. The purpose of this thread is good-natured humor. We don't want to know what soapbox you really want to stand on. Think of things everyone would like and explain how that offends you.
2. If a post here actually offends you, find a different thread to read.
3. If you know someone elses hot button, find a different thread to push it.
4. Green font is assumed on for all posts, so, for the sake of these old eyes, please don't actually use the bright green font...

I'll start:

Cars with clean, shiny, paint jobs offend me. When I'm walking into work in the morning, the sun is in my eyes. So I pull my ball cap down to block the sun. Then I walk past a clean shiny car and WHAM the sun reflects off the car and blinds me.
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Old 12-10-2015, 03:54 AM   #2
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That sucks, cuz I like to keep my truck lookin' like a dark mirror.

What offends me is when deer choose to cross the road outside of the clearly marked "Deer X-ing" areas. Those stupid animals should get a ticket. Of course, they're not likely to be able to pay more than a buck.
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See? Sunlight reflecting off a shiny paint job. That offends me...
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There should be a button somewhere on your monitor (PC users) or function key combo (laptops) that allows you to turn down the brightness...

Or just pop up some shades...
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People that complain of gas pains. It should be acceptable in society to let er rip.


OK, at least hold it through the prayer.
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Walking into a gas station only to be blasted by the overwhelming smell of incense. That and seeing bongs, crack pipes, and one-hitters for sale on the counter.

Those things offend me.
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Indy, Refer to Rule 1 in the OP. Humorous topics please. We also have a Pet Peeves thread for real issues.
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Indy, Refer to Rule 1 in the OP. Humorous topics please. We also have a Pet Peeves thread for real issues.
Oops, I was serious about mine too.
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When my pugs farting wakes me from a deep slumber and I have to crack a window.
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People that complain of gas pains. It should be acceptable in society to let er rip.


OK, at least hold it through the prayer.
People who say 'excuse me' when they expel gas in any form. And you know who you are.............��

Unless it is the gas of decomposition after you die. THEN you should excuse yourself.
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