I got a buddy who trained MMA and fought for a loooong time,natural athlete and when he was eating his protein and drinking his protein shakes he would let out the most ridiculously offensive stench I've had the displeasure of experiencing. Always silent too... Never knew what happened till you got a mouthful of it.
Anywho he had been ****ing his pants all day long this one day,and that evening we were at a pool hall and getting ready to leave and he turns and asks me
"Should I leave one here? You know... Before we leave"
Me "Yea... Do it"
Him "it's done"
And off we went,the door was about halfway closed behind me when I heard soneone tell out
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME?!????!?!"
I looked back through the windows and saw literally the whole half of the pool hall moving over to the other side.