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Old 03-21-2013, 08:13 PM   #41
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dont tell her this joke.
HE: do you know what a "rodeo job" is?
she: no, tell me
HE: it is when I mount you dog style from behind and tell you that this feels almost as good as your sister!
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:54 PM   #42
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dont tell her this joke.
HE: do you know what a "rodeo job" is?
she: no, tell me
HE: it is when I mount you dog style from behind and tell you that this feels almost as good as your sister!
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:48 AM   #43
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dont tell her this joke.
HE: do you know what a "rodeo job" is?
she: no, tell me
HE: it is when I mount you dog style from behind and tell you that this feels almost as good as your sister!
And then try to stay on for 8 seconds!!!
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:29 AM   #44
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I got a buddy who trained MMA and fought for a loooong time,natural athlete and when he was eating his protein and drinking his protein shakes he would let out the most ridiculously offensive stench I've had the displeasure of experiencing. Always silent too... Never knew what happened till you got a mouthful of it.

Anywho he had been ****ing his pants all day long this one day,and that evening we were at a pool hall and getting ready to leave and he turns and asks me

"Should I leave one here? You know... Before we leave"

Me "Yea... Do it"

Him "it's done"

And off we went,the door was about halfway closed behind me when I heard soneone tell out
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME?!????!?!"

I looked back through the windows and saw literally the whole half of the pool hall moving over to the other side.
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Old 03-23-2013, 01:40 PM   #45
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Alright time to go back to what got this thread started. I just saw a news story on this this morning where they interviewed her. She said it could have been a lot worse because she is a gun owner and had been considering her CCL. Note- She did not seem to mind all the attention!!! Just saying.
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Any mention of a second date?
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Any mention of a second date?
Not until she gets her CCL!!!! Oh I'm kidding!!
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I got a buddy who trained MMA and fought for a loooong time,natural athlete and when he was eating his protein and drinking his protein shakes he would let out the most ridiculously offensive stench I've had the displeasure of experiencing. Always silent too... Never knew what happened till you got a mouthful of it.

Anywho he had been ****ing his pants all day long this one day,and that evening we were at a pool hall and getting ready to leave and he turns and asks me

"Should I leave one here? You know... Before we leave"

Me "Yea... Do it"

Him "it's done"

And off we went,the door was about halfway closed behind me when I heard soneone tell out
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME?!????!?!"

I looked back through the windows and saw literally the whole half of the pool hall moving over to the other side.
LMAO!!!!! that's pretty good!
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