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Old 03-21-2013, 01:38 AM   #31
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Maybe you are deaf?
my wife does it in her sleep and it almost sounds like a .308 going off. It echo's too! no $hit.
That "no $hit" is a GOOD thing!! Imagine the laundry bills?
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Maybe you are deaf?
my wife does it in her sleep and it almost sounds like a .308 going off. It echo's too! no $hit.
I couldn't handle that.
Thank got I'm a sound sleeper.
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I once let out such a foulness in my sleep, I woke up gagging and getting punched by a gagging ex. Then Sue, IN ANOTHER ROOM, woke up gagging and crying.

It was the nastiest odor I've ever smelled. I mean, it didn't even smell like ****. It just smelled like something straight from hell.

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I once let out such a foulness in my sleep, I woke up gagging and getting punched by a gagging ex. Then Sue, IN ANOTHER ROOM, woke up gagging and crying.

It was the nastiest odor I've ever smelled. I mean, it didn't even smell like ****. It just smelled like something straight from hell.
I drove the dog out of our room once!! Have any of you just been farting for hours in a room and been sitting on the couch and when you stand up the smell is all hanging at head level?!?!
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I take pride in nasty farts. I've woken myself a few times. Chili day on the boat can be rough though. 9 people.... Confined spaces..... Yeah

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Had a battle buddy let one rip in the back of a highback humvee at 35 mph and the other three of us threw up! I feel bad for the driver behind us. Three NCOs puking out the back of the truck and my buddy laughing his ass off!!! Too funny!!

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That's a funny article. I wonder how many dates they had together?

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Ok.... I want to thank all of you in this thread for making me laugh so hard my stomach hurt ...i haven't laugh at all in about 3 weeKs tyvm and keep up the funnys

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