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Old 03-20-2013, 10:58 PM   #21
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That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:12 PM   #22
Civil Disobedience-wherever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience. Oppression breeds Rebellion
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My Dad used to tell me women keep their farts in. And that's where all sh**ty ideas come from. I haven't been able to definitively confirm that, yet.
Most the bad ideas I've heard have come from men....
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I don't know if I pass gas in my sleep. I've asked. She just laughs. She simply will NOT answer the question. We know I can snore to beat the band at times but not saying anything about passing wind? That's so mean!

How'd we get on this topic anyway!?

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Haven't you said most of your friends are guys? Slanting the stats there girl.
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Haven't you said most of your friends are guys? Slanting the stats there girl.
And most the people I'm around ever day are guys... But I'm a girl. And I have some damn good ideas.
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And most the people I'm around ever day are guys... But I'm a girl. And I have some damn good ideas.
I've had many ideas I thought were "good" at the time, but various police officers, parents, school officials, and pets have disagreed. You gotsta have the objective evidence of "goodness". Now, if your probation officer says "that was a good idea" in a non-sarcastic tone, you are probably on the right track, though a sarcastic tone could be an indicator that they are setting up a whole drawer for you in their file cabinet.
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I've had many ideas I thought were "good" at the time, but various police officers, parents, school officials, and pets have disagreed. You gotsta have the objective evidence of "goodness". Now, if your probation officer says "that was a good idea" in a non-sarcastic tone, you are probably on the right track, though a sarcastic tone could be an indicator that they are setting up a whole drawer for you in their file cabinet.
I've never had a probation officer so I think I'm on the right track.

Don't get me wrong though, I've had some *phenomenally* bad ideas, they generally involved men... Just saying...
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I've never had a probation officer so I think I'm on the right track.

Don't get me wrong though, I've had some *phenomenally* bad ideas, they generally involved men... Just saying...
PO's are kinda like those guidance counselors at school, only they know they have an uphill battle on their hands. Based on the responses I saw to very marginal productivity, they set the bar pretty low.
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Most the bad ideas I've heard have come from men....
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I've been married for 13 years and never heard my wife fart.
Maybe you are deaf?
my wife does it in her sleep and it almost sounds like a .308 going off. It echo's too! no $hit.
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