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Old 03-20-2013, 03:44 AM   #11
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Fart

... and blame it on her!

Yup, been there, done that.
I turned my truck around because the chick farted about 3 miles from her house. Chicks shouldn't do that.
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My wife farts in her sleep. Didn't know that until after we were married. And, no, not enough for an annulment, I checked!!
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I turned my truck around because the chick farted about 3 miles from her house. Chicks shouldn't do that.
Oh but they do, my wife can knock a buzzard off a gutwagon.
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My Dad used to tell me women keep their farts in. And that's where all sh**ty ideas come from. I haven't been able to definitively confirm that, yet.
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My Dad used to tell me women keep their farts in. And that's where all sh**ty ideas come from. I haven't been able to definitively confirm that, yet.
I find that "Theory" slightly weak.! I've got both issues with my wife , the farts and the sh**ty ideas..!.............?

Confirmation deny-ed...!
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I find that "Theory" slightly weak.! I've got both issues with my wife , the farts and the sh**ty ideas..!.............?

Confirmation deny-ed...!
Not really denied. Maybe she's just so full of sh*t that she's exploding and can't keep it in... I dunno, just a theory.
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might depend on which dating site you are using!

some of them, that would be the correct answer!
Not that Christian Mingle site.
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Oh but they do, my wife can knock a buzzard off a gutwagon.
Jesus. I've been married for 13 years and never heard my wife fart.
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He would probably have had better luck if he had farted and blamed it on her vs. doing what he did!!!!!
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Woman don't fart as much because they don't stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure.
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