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saviorslegacy 07-11-2011 03:53 AM

What not to do at boot camp.
 
I just recently graduated from boot camp in Great Lakes IL. The experience was hardening and maturing but at other times amusing. So the other day I was thinking about all of the things not to do that others or myself done while in boot.

#1 Just because they are wearing khakis does not mean they are a Chief.

#2 Sleeping in the stalls while it may effective, it is not advised.

#3 DO NOT LOCK YOUR KNEES!!!!!!

#4 When you pass out from locking your knees and knock a tooth out do not put it in your pocket, that is considered gear adrift.

#5 Never call the LCPO a Petty Officer unless you want to die.

#6 If the Petty Officer walks into the head during holiday routine and you are bare ass naked and dripping wet from the shower you just took do not pop to attention, you just look dumb.

#7 The gas chamber sucks, it sucks even worse when you lie and say you don't have pneumonia.

#8 Try not to stay up past taps..... so good night. Add your humorous mistakes or the mistakes of others during your boot.

JonM 07-11-2011 04:27 AM

Dont laugh at the DI regardless of how ridiculous his screaming antics are. It isnt funny after that. Or at least you cant let on it really is heh

wmille01 07-11-2011 04:38 AM

don't get drunk on a weekend pass, having people yell at you while hung over is just hell

Shihan 07-11-2011 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wmille01 (Post 538699)
don't get drunk on a weekend pass, having people yell at you while hung over is just hell

Weekend pass at BOOTCAMP...WTF?

c3shooter 07-11-2011 11:57 AM

Lessons learned- Army Basic Training- YEARS ago........

1. Never say "Sir" to a Sgt.

2. There is nothing "restful" about the Front Leaning Rest position.

3. A ball point pen showing in your pocket is "wear of unauthorized decoration".

4. When a rifle, pistol or ANY item with a serial number is handed to you, imagine it has become part of your body until you give it back to whoever gave it to you.

5. Take care of your feet. Seriously.

6. If you can be seen, you can be hit. This also applies to in-ranks inspections.

7. Never miss a chance to eat, sleep, or pee.

8. Learn how to sew.

9. Packages of edible things from home are shared.

10. No matter how tough it is, several million other people have done it.

Yunus 07-11-2011 11:58 AM

Don't be first, Don't be last and don't volunteer.

JonM 07-11-2011 12:28 PM

If a weapon comes with a convienant carrying handle that handle should never be used for its intended purpose.

PanBaccha 07-11-2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yunus (Post 538760)
Don't be first, Don't be last and don't volunteer.

Exactly my thoughts. Yes, never Volunteer :eek:

Gojubrian 07-11-2011 01:19 PM

Don't put on the DI's brown round to pose in infront of all your buddies to look cool.

c3shooter 07-11-2011 01:56 PM

Jon- do you mean that the Manual of Arms does not include the command "Suitcase..... Arms!" ???


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