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marlin-owner 12-16-2011 07:24 AM

what i found... haha
 
i dont know if there are any smokers on this forum. but i was walking outside my favorite place to see my friends and what do you know? there was a pack of cigarettes on the ground. i kicked it because they are always empty. but not this time! there was half a pack of cigarettes just sitting in the empty parking lot. i was out of smokes too. haha saves me a trip to the gas station! that was sheer luck. right place at the right time sort of deal.

winds-of-change 12-16-2011 07:55 AM

Oh, mygod!!! :eek:


Good thing it wasn't a half eaten sandwich and you were hungry!

MidnightExpress 12-16-2011 08:02 AM

Yeah, those were mine. I threw them down because my dog peed on'em. Do they still smell funky when you light'em up?

marlin-owner 12-16-2011 08:04 AM

lol believe me... i inspected them before i sparked one up. they were fine. although i dont know where they have been. i sure do hope the filters didnt touch anyones butt crack lol

texaswoodworker 12-16-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by marlin-owner (Post 653368)
i dont know if there are any smokers on this forum. but i was walking outside my favorite place to see my friends and what do you know? there was a pack of cigarettes on the ground. i kicked it because they are always empty. but not this time! there was half a pack of cigarettes just sitting in the empty parking lot. i was out of smokes too. haha saves me a trip to the gas station! that was sheer luck. right place at the right time sort of deal.

Nothing better then smoking stuff you find lying on the ground. :D For a second there, I thought you were going to say you found a bunch of $100 dollar bills stuffed into it.

MidnightExpress 12-16-2011 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by marlin-owner (Post 653382)
lol believe me... i inspected them before i sparked one up. they were fine. although i dont know where they have been. i sure do hope the filters didnt touch anyones butt crack lol

You would know if they were butt-crack cigs, they glow green when you smoke'em. :)

winds-of-change 12-16-2011 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MidnightExpress (Post 653389)
You would know if they were butt-crack cigs, they glow green when you smoke'em. :)

No, I do believe butt-crack cigs look the same when you smoke them. Though I do think they might taste like ****. :D

MidnightExpress 12-16-2011 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by winds-of-change (Post 653390)
No, I do believe butt-crack cigs look the same when you smoke them. Though I do think they might taste like ****. :D

You know, It think you're right. And there's nothing quite like he subtle hint of burning ****. I believe Winston marketed some under the Ass-Tech label back in the late 70's. The Green Glowers might be those self lighting, radioactive smokes from Chernobyl.

Sonic82 12-16-2011 09:15 AM

what the?...you found a half a pack of smokes?...that's huge news!...I found $2.30 in change while doing laundry the other day...I'm still reeling over it!

marlin-owner 12-16-2011 09:39 AM

lol not just any half pack lol marlboro smooths


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