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Old 10-11-2012, 12:58 AM   #21
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Bill Engvall the comedian had a really good way to greet his daughter's prospective dates.


"This is my daughter that I love more than life itself.I want you to treat her with the respect she deserves and I also want you to know, that I have no problem going back to prison."

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I have planned for my niece that my brother and I shall do our version of the bad boys ll father intimidation

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I have planned for my niece that my brother and I shall do our version of the bad boys ll father intimidation
Oh dang now I gotta watch it again! Lol
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I have a 7 year old daughter, so I'm not looking forward to that day... I know it's going to sneak up on me sooner then I want.

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When the daughter is 18 or over, tell the boyfriend if he hurts her, your beat him up then rape him. Because after a little while he will forget the pain of the beating, but he will remember the rape for life.

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I have a few shooting trophies and really like to put them around the living room to "impress" the young lads. One of my daughter's boyfriends' mother would not let him come back. Not that I really cared though!

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dont have kids but if i did i would be sitting there as they walked in and either cleaning the savage 10 fcpsr with nightforce scope and surefire suppressor or i would be sitting there dilligintly cleaning the colt python 6" barrel royal blue finish. pythons are just plain intimidating and the long range 308 with a suppressor emotes "you cant run far enough and no one will hear a thing" lol

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You could just rent a really fat ugly woman and introduce her as your daughters mother.

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dont have kids but if i did i would be sitting there as they walked in and either cleaning the savage 10 fcpsr with nightforce scope and surefire suppressor or i would be sitting there dilligintly cleaning the colt python 6" barrel royal blue finish. pythons are just plain intimidating and the long range 308 with a suppressor emotes "you cant run far enough and no one will hear a thing" lol
reminds me of a bumper sticker:

sure you can run, you'll just die tired.
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I pranked my niece one time with the beater shirt, mini 14 and 20 rnd mag, tobacco juice running down my the side of my chin. I pulled up to her house and revved the truck a few times! Oh the priceless look of her in the window and my B-I-L doubled over laughing!

Today I and trying to figure out how to discourage my daughters BF... I have had the gun out once already, need to get a pistol and shotty out for cleaning.

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