OK, follow closely - I was a govt. employee. Then I became a govt. employee who worked with a private contractor who was responsible for product delivered to the govt. under TACOM contracts worldwide.
Then I became a govt. contractor employee who was responsible for gov. contract product provided by govt. TACOM contractors worldwide.
Eventually all this working for and with the US Fed. Govt. made me so stinking lazy that I had to retire and take the pensions. All I really miss is my staff, the unlimited expense accounts and flying business/1st. class.
Believe it or not, this IS the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth!