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Old 10-09-2009, 02:26 AM   #1
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Default What the "Badge" means ***Funny***

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there' as he
points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of
the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he
removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
officer running for his life. chased close behind by the rancher's prize
bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it
seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is
clearly terrified.

The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the
top of his lungs.....'Your badge...Show him your badge !!!
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:44 AM   #2
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Always brings a smile to my face. I guess it's because it's so close to the truth.
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LMFAO, that is a good one. Badge we don't need no stinking badge's.
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LOL! Did somebody say badgers? badgers - Weebl's Stuff
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Originally Posted by orangello View Post
LOL! Did somebody say badgers? badgers - Weebl's Stuff
Yea Boy!!!! Here we go...........................................



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Originally Posted by orangello View Post
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We don't need NO stinkin badgers! What the "Badge" means ***Funny*** - The Club House

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