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Jusselin 10-09-2009 02:26 AM

What the "Badge" means ***Funny***
 
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there' as he
points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of
the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he
removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
officer running for his life. chased close behind by the rancher's prize
bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it
seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is
clearly terrified.

The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the
top of his lungs.....'Your badge...Show him your badge !!!

CA357 10-09-2009 02:44 AM

Always brings a smile to my face. I guess it's because it's so close to the truth. ;)

Bigguns911 10-09-2009 02:58 AM

LMFAO, that is a good one. Badge we don't need no stinking badge's.

orangello 10-09-2009 04:09 AM

LOL! Did somebody say badgers? badgers - Weebl's Stuff
:D

IGETEVEN 10-09-2009 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by orangello (Post 171848)
LOL! Did somebody say badgers? badgers - Weebl's Stuff
:D

Yea Boy!!!! Here we go...........................................:D:D

Jack

canebrake 10-09-2009 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by orangello (Post 171848)
LOL! Did somebody say badgers? badgers - Weebl's Stuff
:D

Attachment 6709 Not this again???

We don't need NO stinkin badgers! http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...dead-horse.gif


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