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Old 03-25-2013, 01:38 AM   #21
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To Dango- our brother who is sometimes a bit fuzzy around the edges, but our brother still........

1. Do not go wandering off alone again. The critters in the woods are not tame, what they leave will NOT be returned to next of kin. Yes, we are into recycling, BUT NOT YET.

2. Behave yerself with the ladies. Otherwise we shall be forced to FedEx them a dozen bottles of blue loc-Tite, and have them glue your braces to the shower door. And its getting pricey to ship stuff overnight by FedEx.

3. To the assorted ladies of your life- Welcome. If he gives you too much crap, just duct tape him to the ceiling fan, set on medium until squealing stops. And yes, y'all are welcome here in your own right (or a good left hook, even)

Now everybody holds hands and sings Kum Bi Yah...........



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Looks like I won't be needing this anymore.



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Yeah, I just haven't gotten around to changing mine again yet.

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Ok , I got it , but I'm better equipped for the haters and not all that comfy with all this..! I am the one who crossed the line here and it's my pleasure to be one with you all . My honor ! Got it..? EeeeK..!
I think this an appropriate time for some Polish jokes , WHAT SAY YEE..? Oh "swervin" ..!

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Are Polish jokes allowed?

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Are Polish jokes allowed?
What a polish joke?
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Did you hear about the "non-specific origin" dummy who crashed his helicopter? He got cold and turned the fan off.

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I think I ticked him off. A Mod's gotta do what a Mod's gotta do.
It wasn't you, winds!! It's ok!!
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This is dangos new avatar!!!




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Congrats, dango E. Newman!!

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Question. Why don't "non-specific origin" women use vibrators?

Answer. It chips their teeth.



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