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Old 02-17-2010, 01:05 PM   #1
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Gonorrhea Lectim



The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.. And pronounced "gonna re-elect-em."



Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become since it is easily cured... by voting out all democrats!



NOW GET BUSY AND STAMP OUT THIS DREADFUL DISEASE !!!!


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Now that is funny right there I don't care who you are.....



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Gonorrhea Lectim; tell your children about safe government.

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It is often by accompanied by Cranial Inversion.

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We see thousands of such cases here each year. Most are accompanied by Craniorectosis.

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I've heard they can implant lenses in a navel now so liberals can finally see.



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