Permit me to offer the first vocabulary lesson in "Southern". When asked the question, "Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?"- if the answer is no, it will likely have a follow up question- "Y'all got kin around heah?". If the answer to that is ALSO no, you should have already started preparations to be somewhere else.
WTH is WITH these "reality" shows, anyway? Reality I get for free every day. It is a good fantasy I'm looking for!
I suppose next season we will have "Yard Sale" and "Flea Market" as the leading shows. As long as we are having circuses to entertain the masses, could someone please pass the bread?