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Old 03-05-2014, 01:03 AM   #841
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:15 AM   #842
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Well I'll be damned. If it was that easy then why didn't we do it?!

http://capitalismisfreedom.com/north-korea-becomes-first-country-land-man-wait/

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THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”
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It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:33 AM   #843
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Wonder if he had a BBQ?
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First there was this:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/3325587667001/fat-cat-holds-family-hostage/#sp=show-clips
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/

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The Oregon owners of a 22-pound housecat who trapped them in their bedroom after attacking their baby say they're not giving up on their pet and are getting it medical attention and therapy.
Two days after police arrived to subdue the 4-year-old Himalayan cat, owner Lee Palmer of Portland said he's taking the feline to a veterinarian. A pet psychologist also is due at the house to see the cat, named Lux.
A f___ing pet psychologist? Are you kidding me? It's a cat! I'm not entirely sure shrinks can reach most humans, why would one expect results from an animal that is indifferent to human rules at the very best of times? I will admit to typically liking cats, but in this case it would have ended badly for the cat. Human child vs. crazy pet? Crazy pet looses every time.
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I'd be tempted to give the damn cat some "therapy". Trouble is, it wouldn't survive.
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First there was this:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/3325587667001/fat-cat-holds-family-hostage/#sp=show-clips

But wait, there's more:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/



A f___ing pet psychologist? Are you kidding me? It's a cat! I'm not entirely sure shrinks can reach most humans, why would one expect results from an animal that is indifferent to human rules at the very best of times? I will admit to typically liking cats, but in this case it would have ended badly for the cat. Human child vs. crazy pet? Crazy pet looses every time.
I agree. Any animal that is a threat to a child will not last much longer!
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I agree. Any animal that is a threat to a child will not last much longer!
Amen. There'd be no decision to ponder.
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Therapy works fine on a cat. Helps if your IQ is higher than the cat's IQ.


In this matter of the cat in the news report, suggest they begin by getting the kitty's attention.

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In this matter of the cat in the news report, suggest they begin by getting the kitty's attention.

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that's cruel, just shoot the thing in the head and be done with it.
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