Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.Auburn
-Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.Texas
It is illegal to sell one's eye.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.Arkansas
Its strictly prohibited to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.Louisiana
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the citys water supply.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.Mississippi
It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.New York
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by putting ones thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.Illinois
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.Chicago
-Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
--------It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck.
--------It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.Oklahoma
One may not promote a horse tripping event.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of anothers hamburger.
Whaling is illegal.
People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Tissues are not to be found in the back of ones car.Virginia
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
There is a state law prohibiting corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
You may not have oral or anal sex.
Police radar detectors are illegal.
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women.