The coolest vehicle I ever had was a Jeep CJ5 similar to the CJ7 shown here. I loved my Jeep. It would go absolutely anywhere. But to be perfectly honest I'm really lucky I never got killed in it. Teenagers and Jeeps just don't go together, or at least not the old Jeeps.
And I had a bumper sticker on the front bumper that was black with small white writing that said "Nosey Little F***er Arn't You".
My ugliest was a 1978 Honda Civic hatchback except mine was a really ugly brown. Everyone called it the "baby dodo".
I can't begin to describe how ugly that Honda was but I also can't describe what a good car it was. I put that car through pure he!! and it just keep going. I couldn't kill it. I got pulled over by state trooper in it once and he wrote me a ticket for my car being a hazard to the public. Good thing that trooper wasn't around the day the back side window just blew off and hit a school bus! But that car had 350,000 miles on it when I got rid of it, and it would also go anywhere. It was front wheel drive and if it did get stuck we could just pick it up and move it. $5 in gas and I could go forever in it - no matter how unsafe it was.