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Old 09-15-2013, 03:29 AM   #1
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"You know things are bad when you have a BOB for your marriage" ..... This is my "you know things are bad when...." But I am curious to see where this thread goes......could be a fun one.

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Old 09-15-2013, 03:46 AM   #2
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you know things are bad when...... the ducks are seeking higher ground!

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You know things (or your credit) is bad when you need two forms of photo ID and a thumbprint to buy toilet paper. With cash.

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...you actually have a "bug in bag"...

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you know things are bad when........

you get a pre-declined credit card in the mail!

when corporate chairmen of the board are playing miniature golf!

when you call the suicide hotline, get a Pakistani call center and tell them you are feeling suicidal and they get all excited and ask you if you know how to drive a truck!

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Your wife finds out about the new gun you forgot to tell her about.

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Your wife finds out your Duck Blind buddy is a Victoria's Secret Model. Damn where is my Lab I gotta go!!

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you know things are bad when................

your bithday cake collapses from the weight of the candles!

your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife!

the bird ouside your window singing is a buzzard!

your twin forgets your birthday!

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The issues you find with a new rifle, at the range,

outnumber the features for which you bought

it...



You're so broke, you can't pay attention.



You try to grab the bull by the horns, just

to realize someone waxed them.

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you know things are bad when................

your bithday cake collapses from the weight of the candles!

your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife!

the bird ouside your window singing is a buzzard!

your twin forgets your birthday!
Holy cow! Did that actually happen?
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