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dunerunner 11-25-2009 12:04 AM

Two Italian Friends
 
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore,

You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig,'

she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'









$5.00 says you're gonna read this again :D

995 11-25-2009 12:26 AM

Lol lol lol lol lol

CA357 11-25-2009 12:28 AM

An oldie and a goodie. :D


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