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Old 11-18-2010, 05:21 PM   #31
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I just looked through this whole thread and I haven't seen a credible source yet that says they are going to be putting a gloved hand "inside" my pants.

Now, I have no problem either way. If they want to, I fully intend on giving them the classic line from Mr. & Mrs. Smith when they get to the good part "*smirk* That's aaaaallllllll John sweetheart"

But I find it pretty damn hard to believe that on one of the biggest travel days of the year ( Weds before Thanksgiving ) that they are going to be body searching every person.

How many glove changes is that going to be? Because don't tell me that you will be putting the same gloves on more than one person, that will never "fly".

If they want to pat me down, so be it, I intend on being in full pre-vacation form by the time I hit security anyways ( it's a red eye Internation flight, so we will be arriving early ) but I am going to be curious to see what is and what is not fact at Seattle-Tacoma International Aero-Porto.

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Let them do that to me. I will shart myself right there. Then grab their arms and force it deeper into the sharty abyss WOOT WOOT.... Nor will I allow this to happen to my children. If one of them trys You guys are going to bail me out right? Cause I am gonna shartfoo some TSA ass.
That's a very serious point...does child molestation become ok when a Gov't employee is doing it? No child should be handled in this manner, ever. If a guy on the street fondled your childeren would he live to enjoy it, doubt it. Why is it different in an airport?
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I just looked through this whole thread and I haven't seen a credible source yet that says they are going to be putting a gloved hand "inside" my pants.

Now, I have no problem either way. If they want to, I fully intend on giving them the classic line from Mr. & Mrs. Smith when they get to the good part "*smirk* That's aaaaallllllll John sweetheart"

But I find it pretty damn hard to believe that on one of the biggest travel days of the year ( Weds before Thanksgiving ) that they are going to be body searching every person.

How many glove changes is that going to be? Because don't tell me that you will be putting the same gloves on more than one person, that will never "fly".

If they want to pat me down, so be it, I intend on being in full pre-vacation form by the time I hit security anyways ( it's a red eye Internation flight, so we will be arriving early ) but I am going to be curious to see what is and what is not fact at Seattle-Tacoma International Aero-Porto.

More to follow.....

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I'm I seriously the only one who look forward to having nude pics available to government agents, and the promise of glove to skin contact in my no zone?

People have to pay for that, we're all here complaining about it.

I don't know, that just don't seem right.
I hear that, but I seriously doubt the TittaySqueezinAuthoritarians is staffed with the kind of fit and fine workers a good gentleman's club is. Further, there will be differences in lighting and sobriety that could negatively affect the groping experience.

I mean seriously, doesn't it make you a little nervous when the woman groping your privates not only looks like she could (and probably has) eat an entire buffet line at Luby's?


Stil LOLing at JD's upcoming "first hand" account. I guess that is a better description than "SETAC airport sludge and a burrito too far". Don't forget to wink at them, and be sure to leave the card from a local "all male review"-style club in the coin tray.
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This story makes me sick just sick. When did terrorist start transporting bombs in fake boobies or fake hips? Really I am just disgusted at all of this.

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A longtime Charlotte, N.C., flight attendant and cancer survivor told a local television station that she was forced to show her prosthetic breast during a pat-down. Read more at link below.
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I fly out on the 25th and I'm seriously not looking forward to this trip. I'm thinking about just showing up in a thong and a tank top and see how that plays out. This whole TSA thing is a joke.

I'll post of the lovely experience when I return.

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I fly out on the 25th and I'm seriously not looking forward to this trip. I'm thinking about just showing up in a thong and a tank top and see how that plays out. This whole TSA thing is a joke.

I'll post of the lovely experience when I return.


Cool, eagerly awaiting the report but for God's sake DON'T post pictures!!


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