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Old 08-28-2009, 07:54 PM   #21
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realizeyou're wrong.
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Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going inthe complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? Butinstead of just turninga 180 and walking back in the direction from whichyou came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone ormake a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in thesurrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on thesidewalk.
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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod andsmile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
My father was a funeral director, so I ended up knowing how people died anyway...But to this day I still ALWAYS read the obituaries, every day....

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I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then Ilike about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.
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Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Also guilty...
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From The Bucket List..."Don't trust a fart, and never waste a hard-on." Never have truer words been spoken.
Trust me, both of these statements are much more important the older you get!
As for the hard-on and the possibility of not having it, I'd suggest not taking Cialis. Have you seen those commercials? Every time, the couple ends up in bathtubs outside somewhere. Geez. Public sex and performance anxiety anyone???

And who is going to complain about an erection lasting for more than 4 hours? Hell! I'd be bragging about that...
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As for the hard-on and the possibility of not having it, I'd suggest not taking Cialis. Have you seen those commercials? Every time, the couple ends up in bathtubs outside somewhere. Geez. Public sex and performance anxiety anyone???

And who is going to complain about an erection lasting for more than 4 hours? Hell! I'd be bragging about that...
Seriously? Are they in the bathtubs cooling their junk down or something?
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And who is going to complain about an erection lasting for more than 4 hours? Hell! I'd be bragging about that...

Starting at about... 1:30ish.
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Seriously? Are they in the bathtubs cooling their junk down or something?
You got me. I don't see what separate bathtubs have to do with sex or erectile dysfunction. Now if they were both in the same tub, that would be a different story all around...
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I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then Ilike about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.
That's because shuffle is the devil's work, ye be warned. Specifically made to torment, the way only Apple can sometimes


I've posted this here before, but I think it bears repeating once more, just for this thread:

"You don't get angrier as you get older, just more observant and less tolerant."

I noticed this in people when I was younger and thought 'yeah that's only because they are bitter old bastards anyway and were probably always like that'...

But I have now realised IT'S ALL TRUE PEOPLE! It'll happen to you too
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I've posted this here before, but I think it bears repeating once more, just for this thread:

"You don't get angrier as you get older, just more observant and less tolerant."

I noticed this in people when I was younger and thought 'yeah that's only because they are bitter old bastards anyway and were probably always like that'...

But I have now realised IT'S ALL TRUE PEOPLE! It'll happen to you too
Damn right, all you young whippersnappers!!!
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And who is going to complain about an erection lasting for more than 4 hours? Hell! I'd be bragging about that...
A four hour erection is NOT a medical issue, it's a scheduling problem!


You guys crack the cane up with your "I'm getting old" cries of wolf.



Wanta know when you're getting old?



Try getting this junk mail!




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A four hour erection is NOT a medical issue, it's a scheduling problem!


You guys crack the cane up with your "I'm getting old" cries of wolf.



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Oh I would have thought they would have been sending you deluxe coffin brochures by now cane
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Oh I would have thought they would have been sending you deluxe coffin brochures by now cane
They send those to Mrs. cane to pick mine out!
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