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Old 08-28-2009, 03:37 PM   #11
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From The Bucket List..."Don't trust a fart, and never waste a hard-on." Never have truer words been spoken.
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From The Bucket List..."Don't trust a fart, and never waste a hard-on." Never have truer words been spoken.
Trust me, both of these statements are much more important the older you get!
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I'm rolling my little cart through the supermarket, on the way to my Centrum Silver, and I'm disgusted that all the background music is what we thought was naughty and controversial in the 80's.

Little Red Corvette is a dirty song, you effin whippersnappers.
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I'm rolling my little cart through the supermarket, on the way to my Centrum Silver, and I'm disgusted that all the background music is what we thought was naughty and controversial in the 80's.

Little Red Corvette is a dirty song, you effin whippersnappers.
I will never forgive you for getting that song stuck in my head.
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Old 08-28-2009, 04:38 PM   #15
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My problem is that when I read a list like that is I soon realize that I am reading up rather than down. You are right, I just clean my glasses, blow my nose, or go to the bathroom. Then I just continue reading and hope no one saw me. Growing old is not for wusses.
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Oh god I am getting old I cried in the middle of that because none of this should make sense to me yet!!!! JD WARN SOMEBODY! This is for you old people
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I'm rolling my little cart through the supermarket, on the way to my Centrum Silver, and I'm disgusted that all the background music is what we thought was naughty and controversial in the 80's.

Little Red Corvette is a dirty song, you effin whippersnappers.

You know I listened to that song for YEARS before I was in my room a few years back angry at the world and it dawned on me man thats perverse
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Oh god I am getting old I cried in the middle of that because none of this should make sense to me yet!!!! JD WARN SOMEBODY! This is for you old people
Dang you, woman! How can you tell a bunch of 30+ old men that you are getting old. 18 is nowhere near old!! Wait, you are old. I'm gonna start calling you 'granny'. HA!
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Dang you, woman! How can you tell a bunch of 30+ old men that you are getting old. 18 is nowhere near old!! Wait, you are old. I'm gonna start calling you 'granny'. HA!
She's probably wearin' those big 'ole "Granny Panties", too!
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Dang you, woman! How can you tell a bunch of 30+ old men that you are getting old. 18 is nowhere near old!! Wait, you are old. I'm gonna start calling you 'granny'. HA!

I am not old! GRR you stupid boys. and I just got out of the shower I am wearing no panties thank you very much
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