Story told to me by Hawaiian friend-
Little old Asian lady goes to bank to cash money order- from Japan.
Teller counts out $195. Japanese lady looks at money, and looks at teller.
"Last week you give me $200. Where my five dollah?"
Teller- "The exchange rate changed since last week. It's $195."
Customer- "What change rate? Where my five dolllah?"
Teller, exasperated- "Fluctuations. It's $195."
Customer- angry- "Fluck you white people too. Where my five dollah?"
Anyway, he swears that really happened............