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True Facts About owls That when a presumed DEAD Owl wakes up in a paper grocery bag, in a shuttle bus containing 7 men, traveling on a dark desert highway. He will definitely have issues to his new found predicament. And will proceed to open up a case of Owl whip ass upon those who occupy his now proclaimed space..... Once said shuttle was brought to a complete stop and said 7 occupants started EJECTING Mr. Owl then took his own exit flying off into the night......
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True Facts About owls That when a presumed DEAD Owl wakes up in a paper grocery bag, in a shuttle bus containing 7 men, traveling on a dark desert highway. He will definitely have issues to his new found predicament. And will proceed to open up a case of Owl whip ass upon those who occupy his now proclaimed space..... Once said shuttle was brought to a complete stop and said 7 occupants started EJECTING Mr. Owl then took his own exit flying off into the night......
Is this something that happened to you? Sounds like a great story!
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True Facts About owls That when a presumed DEAD Owl wakes up in a paper grocery bag, in a shuttle bus containing 7 men, traveling on a dark desert highway. He will definitely have issues to his new found predicament. And will proceed to open up a case of Owl whip ass upon those who occupy his now proclaimed space..... Once said shuttle was brought to a complete stop and said 7 occupants started EJECTING Mr. Owl then took his own exit flying off into the night......
now that's some funny chit! ROFLMAO Funny!
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now that's some funny chit! ROFLMAO Funny!
At the time , it was humorless I assure you. I like my other counterparts were busy screaming our battle cries, with our azzes sucking up our Fruit of The Looms


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i hear ya! many times these things are not funny uring the time they are happening, but are funny later on!
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Is this something that happened to you? Sounds like a great story!
Yes, yes I was there that June night.....

*The Department I worked for offered a shuttle service..
* We finished our swing shift, had stopped off at the circle K got some beverages.
*Driving down an isolated Highway with Curve section Gil the driver struck the Owl with the shuttle.
*Gil stopped shuttle to survey damage for report .Ron H says he found a "Big Ass" dead owl
*Crazy Ron H comes back on board with paper bag. No one becomes suspicious of his action ( we all know better).
* We are in various stages of travel sleep. When we hear Ron H say "Oh Jesus...."
Ultimately...
*Owl comes out of bag surveys us as we survey him, Gill turns on the cab lights This is one BIG SOB, with yellow fire eyes and he's standing next to Ron H!
*Owl gives his battle screech; We return with our battle cries and at this point the Chit gets real........
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Yes, yes I was there that June night.....

*The Department I worked for offered a shuttle service..
* We finished our swing shift, had stopped off at the circle K got some beverages.
*Driving down an isolated Highway with Curve section Gil the driver struck the Owl with the shuttle.
*Gil stopped shuttle to survey damage for report .Ron H says he found a "Big Ass" dead owl
*Crazy Ron H comes back on board with paper bag. No one becomes suspicious of his action ( we all know better).
* We are in various stages of travel sleep. When we hear Ron H say "Oh Jesus...."
Ultimately...
*Owl comes out of bag surveys us as we survey him, Gill turns on the cab lights This is one BIG SOB, with yellow fire eyes and he's standing next to Ron H!
*Owl gives his battle screech; We return with our battle cries and at this point the Chit gets real........
ROFLMAO again that even make the first post even funnier!
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