While funny I prefer the one that goes like this (from memory so forgive any typos)
Canadian Navy: US carrier, adjust course 3 degress starboard.
US Navy: Negative, this is a United States Navy Carrier with an Admiral on board, YOU adjust course 3 degress port.
Canadian Navy: This is a Canadian lighthouse, your move.
"This is not about land or money...but the one thing that no man should never be able to take from another man: the freedom to make his own choices about his life, where he'll live, how he'll live, how he'll raise his family. "
William Travis, The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory